to bring up a baby when you’re 50 and wished the star good luck.
“If a lot of people are watching in that age bracket, I hope you’re not
really falling for this like this could happen to you, you know,””I’m
not being shady, I’m being sympathetic,”This is like a cautionary tale
or a public service announcement. Attention all women over 50+ – you are
not Janet nor do you have that money.
“Even after she has the baby, there’s the part about tolerating
children’s music in the car… the movies… I dont miss that particular
part of those years.”
“So somebody shady in our Hot Topics segment suggested we really don’t
know how Janet got pregnant. What do you mean? It doesn’t matter! She’s
pregnant. Really pregnant. And I’m not assuming it was the in and out.
My assumption is that there were needles involved in the thigh.””And
being 50 a new mum… so now you have the baby and the baby has 10 toes
but you’re tired.”
“Well she’s got a lot of money. This is a cautionary tale to our Wendy
watchers. Don’t think you can do this… she’ll get through it because
she’ll have someone grocery shopping and wet nursing… whatever.”
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