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    HILARIOUS! Twitter NG Shares #1000NigerianWaysToDie

    niyidaramBy Updated: NEWS No Comments3 Mins Read
    There is never a dull moment in the Twitter Universe, especially the Nigerian Planet of that Universe.

    Today, Twitter users are sharing #1000NigerianWaysToDie.
    This will surely make your evening, especially if you grew up in a typical Nigerian home.

    Zaddy @kingfromthewest

    When your mom tries to beat you and you dodge it

     

     

    leboo_ogee @Leb00_ogee

    Mum: why are you not eating with your siblings?
    Me: I don’t like beans…
    🔫🔪🔪 

     

     

    Dewunmi @b_dewunmi

     after your mum cooks efo riro and amala then you say you want rice and chicken stew

     

     

    Cocoa✨ @BROWNIE__XX

     
    Mum: who are you talking to on that phone by this time of the night?
    Me:

     

     

    Papacy @Combs_x

     wen ur gettin a strong beating from some1 and ur fwndz keep shouting Bruce lee Bruce lee

     

     

    Cocoa✨ @BROWNIE__XX


    Dad: ask me a question my child
    Me: your mates that are rich do they have two heads?

     

     

    OTM Escobar @Tobito_SAMA


    *Around 2 am*
    Mum: why did you lock your room door??
    Me: My girlfriend is around pic.twitter.com/gCu5sO6qna

     

     

    Mr Houzil @_Houzil


    Dad; you are always pressing ur fone
    Me; gbeborun, is it ur fone?
    Dad; oya close the door

     

     

    Lei @Leeiaah_

    Look at the floor/ceiling/wall when your mother is taking to you

     

     

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    YOUR FAV HOME BOY @udisiemi_

    Mom:Pass me the remote me:mummy catch

     

     

    YOUR FAV HOME BOY @udisiemi_

    Telling your mum you won’t go to school because you have headache 

     

     

    Jon Snow @iam_Dami

    Impregnate a military man’s teenage daughter. Please just go and buy your coffin jejeli. 

     

     

    Mustty westbrook @iammustafly

     if the ball should enter ur toros when u are playing kolo.😝

     

     

    Abu Bakr @its_Abubakr

    Daughter : mum I’m pregnant 
    Mum: for whoDaughter: for the Barber opposite our shop 

     

     

    Man.P @odosa_progress


    When you hear your Dad fart and you laugh like this

     

     

    Schön @_kushim

    Mom:is this how you will be acting in your husband’s house?Me:Did i tell you i want to get married?

     

     

    Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga

    You go out with your parents to their friends house and you ask for food. 

     

     

    Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga


    Dad: pass me the remote
    Me: is your hand paining you?

     

     

    Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga

    You’re the last born but you change the channel from NTA to Cartoon Network. 

     

     

    CHO @Chidubem__O

     
    *2 mins into lunch*
    Mum: where is your meat? ?
    Me: Ehm.. Ma…Mum:

     

     

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    CHO @Chidubem__O


    During midnight call when your mum seizes your phone & you have not cleard whatsapp messages

     

     

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